“Blood Ransom” vampire flick is a MAJOR FLOP!

Critics have spoken! And it seems like the camp of Philippine actress, Anne Curtis, wanted to make it as big as the “TWILIGHT” movie. HAHAHA!

From what i’ve heard and judging by the many forwarded emails containing screenshots of trending topics on Twitter (unfortunately, i don’t have a twitter account), wasted showbiz news on TV Patrol (which, frankly, Gretchen Fullido is NEWS herself because of her many fashion faux pas, re the skimpy outfits too ill-fitting to watch!) and the endless raconteur posting so many wasted articles on blogs dedicated or is PRO-Anne Curtis. Sadly, i lost counts and to this day and age, it was daunting and rather boring! Only Fashionpulis is deemed worthy of all the gossips!

I have no intention to demean the effort of Ms. Curtis in fulfilling her Hollywood dreams.

You be the judge, the critics have spoken. Let’s wait for the box-office numbers.

And by the way, is it even worthy of ROTTENTOMATOES rating? Heck, Indiewire didn’t even mention it, and God forbid, don’t let the movie get near Roger Ebert’s trash bin.

At least, some reviewers give it a shot. For now.

L.A TIMES Martin Tsai : ‘Blood Ransom’ vampire tale is a bit anemic”. Nuff’ said.

NYT Andrew Webster not so sure:  “Ms. Curtis, a Filipino-Australian actress making her American film debut, suffers nobly, with full lips and heavy eyelashes, parading in leather and occasionally acquiring fangs, a veiny complexion and flaring red eyes. She is not without charisma, but this is not her proper vehicle. It would be interesting to see her in a role of more down-to-earth dimensions.”

There’s the effort, girlfriend.

While Village Voice’s Rob Staeger bothered to say these words:  “Fewer cops and more full-tilt vampire batshittery might not have resulted in a more coherent movie, necessarily, but almost certainly would’ve made for a more captivating one.”

Celebrities and their FAKE bags.

FASHIONPULIS (the Philippines answer to TMZ and sister to PEREZ HILTON), gives us a daily dose of award-winning gossips, life-threatening blind items, front-page worthy INSTAGRAM snaps (to be fair!), and a whole load of the not-so chic lifestyle of the crass and the guilty.

This is fashion-fucking-roadkill!!!

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Sarah Jessica Parker appears to be hinting on SEX AND THE CITY 3!

While horny women and GAY MEN all over the world breathlessly waiting for Magic Mike sequel (Magic Mike XXL) next year, fashion-conscious gay men and every pretentious STRAIGHT (gay) MEN who swear on their gel-teased hair and gym-infused bodies have been to the jazz salivating over half-naked Michael “Magic Mike” Lane (Channing Tatum)  and  Big Dick Richie (Joe Manganiello).

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MAGIC MIKE XXL will be released next year! Keep your tongues wagging.

While in another Manolo Blahnik worthy social media round-up, “it” girl for all eternity Carrie Bradshaw and royal chic Charlotte York have been hinting and leaving everyone on TWITTER electrified with some real surprise for a possible SEX AND THE CITY 3 ! If their twitter exchange is any indication of another movie in the works, we could fairly say ‘it’s time to die in DIOR!”.

Sarah Jessica Parker and Kristin Davis keeps us all guessing!

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Anne Curtis in Blood Ransom

A fantard Anne Curtis-wannabe mate of mine rudely interrupted my week-long serving of HOT PINOY MEN browsing session on the web (because up to this day, happily living with partner and all, it doesn’t hurt having wet dreams checking out Sam Ajdani shirtless and oozing with sex appeal!), begging me to check out a youtube link of Blood Ransom trailer. It stars Filipina actress Anne Curtis and some hot hunks from the states.

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credit: Chicka.com

Judging by the trailer, it doesnt really do her any good, in Holywood or anywhere else! At least in the Philippines, where mother network like ABS-CBN will do their monster’s best to crack down all PR firms and position the movie as blockbuster, rather than a BUSTER!

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MY GAWD!!!!! THIS IS BETTER THAN BLOOD RANSOM! will definitely shed some blood! credit: vivinjacla.com

It is going straight to DVD, and in HOLLYWOOD, that means TRASH, like garbage-trash Snooki from Jersey Shore!

Indiewire, Entertainment Weekly, Variety or even fucking Perez Hilton haven’t mention or advertise the movie trailer on their sites! So maybe, Anne Curtis and her people will buy all the tickets, no?

Celine Spring/Summer 2015 Accessories

I’m a bag fanatic. Although the appeal of an “It” bag from my own perspective is synonymous to owning something that is fashionable and chic (days and months later, that “IT” landed on some WAG’s or the WRONG CELEBRITIES!!!) that had gone awry even before Elvie’s left the building. Much like Hermes’s BIRKIN bag, the mother of all luxury bags, it used to have a lasting appeal of sophistication but eventually killed when someone like Kim Kardashian or worst local celebrities had caught up with the TREND! Why carry a BIRKIN as an evening bag when it was invented to be carried as a DAY BAG? But the worst scenario came when i saw someone used their BIRKIN as a gym bag. Hilarious!

Moving forward, CELINE, the French luxury brand, known for its chic and “cool minimal trend”, presented its SPRING/SUMMER 2015 ready-to-wear collections in Paris over the weekend. Since i can’t afford the couture, i sticked my sorry ass in buying the accessories line. Phoebe Philo, the head creative director, as always showed some impeccable modern pieces on the runway, but judging from the impression of its minimalist approached to accessories, it fell flat! Just like Naomi Campbell falling face flat in Vivienne Westwood!!!!!

It must have to do something with Anouck Duranteau-Loeper, the accessories director at CELINE, who was rumored to have been courted by the newly-revamped PACO RABANNE!

See for yourself here!!! Even the shoes lookin’ all clunky and motherly.

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[Photos via Vogue UK]

Advanced Style and Vogue covers…

Just got a copy of US Vogue October 2014 issue, Reese Witherspoon on the cover, with some sort of “the REAL Reese” tagline. I didn’t read the article on her, with the same boring stuff about her privilege life trying to convince the world she is just like the rest of us! Normal and imperfect! Hookay!!!

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Reese Witherspoon, VOGUE, October 2014 photo: US Vogue

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Natasha Poly and daughter, Vogue Paris, October 2014 photo: VOGUE.FR

One of the most interesting part about it was the article on Mrs. George Clooney, the stunning British-born Lebanese lawyer, Amal Alamuddin. She got grace, she got style and she ain’t your ordinary girl-next-door buddy! Amal is a barrister for the London-based  Doughty Street Chambers, specialising in international law, criminal law, human rights, and extradition. Her career as a lawyer gained her notoriety because of some high-profile cases she handles for some of the worlds most notorious clients and organizations! Man, that’s a mouthful!

On some parts of the world where Vogue has its presence (mostly international editions from some of the world’s richest and emerging economies ) i am always excited to get a glimpse on Brits, French  and Italian editions. Unless the holy spirit descended from Heaven and gifted me with Language to utter I would love to devour each pages of different international editions. But hell no, i ain’t Jesus!

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Karlie Kloss, Vogue Russia, October 2014 photo: Vigue Russia

On a lighter note, ADVANCED STYLE, a blog by street style photographer Ari Seth Cohen, which was turned into a best-selling book (2012), a documentary directed by Lina Plioplyte, will have its premiere at New York cinemas. The documentary sift through the stylish lives of seven eccentric, over-60 New York fashion mavens whose lives have become the symbol of age and flair, a true testament that age is just a number.

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Advanced Style by Ari Seth Cohen photo: advancedstyle.blogspot.com

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The women of ADVANCED STYLE!!!

James Reid.. fallen bachelor!

I was furiously typing on google where to get my paws on Mansur Gavriel bags, the darling of the fashion elite, which were seriously SOLD-OUT since last year, a month-long waiting list was only available on MODA OPERANDI for its SS15 collections (will blog about this chicness later on).

Anyways, a friend of mine (the gayest friend evah!) can’t stop talking about the Cosmopolitan Magazine Bachelors Bash 2014. He showed me photos and videos of the hotness overload and MY OH MY, i wished i could FUCKED EM’ ALL… HAHAHA!!!

One of the bachelors that caught my attention, and EVERYONE’S wet panties that night, was JAMES REID. Although the sweet little boy fell off the stage, he sure makes a startling revelation, and will soon become a huge STAR!

See for yourself.

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hot in here! courtesy: philippineedition.com

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office hunk… photo: cosmo.ph

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showing everyone his bruised arm. photo: jayewolf.facebook.com