Beyoncé and Kate Middleton Are Not Fashion Icons- according to STYLE.COM

Style.com weighed-in on a chance meeting of two of the world’s most famous women, Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge (the luckiest bitch in the world and the future QUEEN (consort) of ENGLAND), and Beyonce, the reigining Queen of Pop (bet you Lady Gaga fans just accept the fact!). And dahlings, all the crazy Kim Kardashian selfies and fashion faux-pas didn’t make the cut, so stop asking!

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Both adoring women have influence on style, so powerful that they could move  thousands of units out of stores. But will you consider them fashion icons? When they met at a Brooklyn Nets-Cleveland Cavaliers game last night (yes, Lebron James was there!), the internet exploded into a frenzy that literally shook the foundation of social media. Don’t you worry, Beyonce and Kate Middleton look decent in their simple frocks, and in FASHION dictionary, decent and simple means BORING. Unless Maison Margiela steps in.

In the words of style.com, to be considered a FASHION ICON, one has to be anything but exciting and shocking, in a way that would leave a lasting impression to cement one’s status into the very top.

So we dare say…

“Beyoncé and Kate Middleton hung out together at a Brooklyn Nets game last night. The Internet exploded. The fashion world yawned. Why, why don’t we care about the way Bey or Kate dress? They have an influence on style, in that they move units out of stores. That can’t be disregarded. But aside from Kate’s wedding dress or Beyoncé’s leotard in the “Single Ladies” video, can you think of anything either woman has worn that’s really stuck in your mind? And both of those memorable looks were costumes of a kind, rather than expressions of personal style. Anyway, I’d argue that there are two simple, interrelated reasons why neither Bey nor Kate make the cut as forward-thinking fashion icons. Reason one: They don’t have to be. Bey is a multitalented force of nature who, as the meme goes, “woke up like that.” She’s the Queen of Pop. Kate Middleton is an actual princess. (OK, not actually—actually, she’s the Duchess of Cambridge—but you get the point. She married the prince.) They’ve got nothing to compensate for! They’re two MILFs with slick blow-outs and husbands they overshadow. If they dressed with extraordinary originality and panache as well, it would be off-putting. People would start to hate them. Which brings me to interrelated Reason No. 2. Bey and Kate don’t need to have button-pushing style; also, they can’t. The first thing anyone does when they’re winning is fortify the barricades. You get conservative when you’re on top. Kate has her own particular reasons to be decorous—the palace would surely frown upon subversive looks—whereas Beyoncé chooses to compartmentalize her risk-taking into her creative endeavors. Note that when she went a little Gaga, circa Sasha Fierce, the vultures started circling. It didn’t feel authentic, whereas Lady Gaga’s performative meat-dress-wearing, etc., clearly came from her deep-seated need to act out, to provoke, to shift some paradigms in her own eccentric direction. And even if you’re not as out-there as Gaga was in those days, anyone with a great sense of style is flirting, in some way, with danger. With upsetting people. Upsetting the status quo. According to that definition, the true style star at the Barclays Center last night was LeBron James. He turned up to the warm-up in Brooklyn wearing an “I Can’t Breathe” T-shirt.”- style.com

Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, steps out after battling severe morning sickness.

The Duchess of Cambridge dazzles in fashion frocks worthy of her style icon status  while suffering from hyperemesis gravidarum – severe morning sickness, 3 weeks pregnant and will welcome the 4th successor to the British throne in April 2015.

She steps out wearing Alexander Mcqueen coat dress and Jane Taylor hat in welcoming the President of Singapore at Buckingham Palace. Then later at night, she stuns in a baby blue gown by British designer Jenny Packham, at a black tie event at the Natural History Museum.

If morning sickness will always be as glamorous as the Duchess, i might as well start asking for miracles! HAHAHA!

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George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin… the wedding of the decade!

If there is one (or two) wedding that will surpassed the glitz and glamour of the upcoming nuptial of George Clooney (the world’s NO LONGER most eligble bachelor!) to London-based lawyer, activist, and author, Amal Alamuddin (the luckiest girl in the world, second only to Kate Middleton) it has to be the wedding of his best pals, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The second would be the former commoner’s Kate Middleton, now Duchess of Cambridge, exchanged of vows to Prince William (the world’s first and foremost NO LONGER most eligible bachelor!).

And to all the KARDASHIAN’s fans out there who would break a neck just the mere mention of THAT other wedding ( hookay! it was glamorous, but where is the CLASS???) I bet my liposuction-ed butt it doesn’t comes as close to STAR-wattage and SOPHISTICATION the Clooney-Alamuddin Nuptial have… in full force! No one even bothered to attend the KIMYE wedding (even Jay-z and Beyonce passed!).

Anna Wintour even descended to Venice (skipping some important runway shows in Paris) to attend the wedding, as US Vogue holds the exclusive rights to the coverage and photos where it won the bidding war for over 1 million pounds, which will then be donated to the couple’s chosen charities.

Take a peek!!!!

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water taxis swarming Venice canal with the couples, A-list guests and various photographers. courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

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Mi Amore!!! courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

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the world’s most celebrated couple courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

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Joined by Randi Gerber (George’s best man) and wife Supermodel Cindy Crawford. courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

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Even Anna Wintour cut-short her Paris Fashion Week circuit. courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

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Anna at the rehearsal dinner. courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

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rehearsal dinner chic! courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

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Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?? courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

Better late than never…. the duchess talks!

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This is it. I have been planning to create my own blog after two years of carefully studying and sometimes manipulating people, just to get my hands on WORDPRESS. My ignorance in computer 101 took me back when dinosaurs roamed the earth and Marie Antoinette quipped ” Let them eat cake” which literally, eat the whole shit of her entire head. Life was so good to me, having found the love of my life, who normally spends every other day ,fucking me before he gets to work (but it brings so much sunshine in him, he bounced around the room). My entire life savings (if there is anything left) will be spent on my ONLY child’s education, STD consultation (i have a feeling he will be a STUD), and HOPEFULLY his entire future ahead of him until such time that i die and will be buried…in DIOR, of course.

I am afraid, seriously AFRAID that many bashers and haters will just kicked me out of my Manolos for my debauchery, and since i was born and raised in a THIRD world province in a THURD world country, ENGLISH is not my first language (but I do speak in the manner the Duchess of Cambridge was brought into.. i mean the VERY FIRST DUCHESS..from Cambridge, of course!) and GRAMMAR will put me on the level of my toddlers schoolteacher.

A way to enjoy life is to share the overtly funny sexual encounters i have with so many people (past and present, gay and straight), gossips on celebrity bitches and social leeches everybody loves to hate and fuck with, people who could care less whether you’re fashionable or a total disaster, my psychopath friends (who are less than fabulous but their friendship is forever), former bosses who fired me (past and present,who swear Baleno and Bench are couture and Banana Republic is haute couture,  this is the last laugh of a Catholic-educated pariah.

Enjoy!!!