Jennifer Lawrence breaks silence over nude photo hacking!

Jennifer Lawrence on the cover of the November 2014 issue of Vanity Fair magazine. PATRICK DEMARCHELIER EXCLUSIVELY FOR VANITY FAIR

Jennifer Lawrence sat down with Vanity Fair and spoke candidly about the nude photos of her that were stolen and published online this past summer.  Private images of celebrities including Kate Upton, Rihanna, Cara Delevingne  and others were widely distributed on the internet last month in the largest celebrity hacking scandal in history.

Speaking for the first about the photo hacking scandal (courtesy of failed iCloud app from Apple) she never minced a word and showed her disgust over the scandal and called it ” a sex crime”.

The Oscar-winning actress spoke about the legal outcome of the hack. She recently hired top entertainment lawyer Martin Singer, who has written to Google demanding that the company pay for its “blatantly unethical behaviour”. His Los Angeles-based firm Lavely & Singer represents more than a dozen of the women affected.

The October issue of Vanity Fair (with Lawrence on the cover, photographed by Patrick Demarchelier) arrives on newsstands Thursday.

(Vanity Fair)

Alexander Wang X H&M

Blame it on Rihanna! She, of the coolest android celebrity, brings shivers to our vines as she hits the street of New York, sporting the yet to be released capsule collections of Alexander Wang (creative director of Balenciaga) for high-street giant H&M.

As reported by style.com, Wang is bringing a sporty vibe to the collections which H&M says are “reflective of the Alexander Wang lifestyle, infused with a sense of humor and irony.”

The collection will be available in over 250 H&M stores worldwide on November 6 and we can’t wait to get our paws on it . (H&M PHILIPPINES located at Mega Fashion Hall, the newest addition to SM Megamall, will open on October 27, 2014)

What do you think?

Credit: style.com and dailymail.com

James Franco and Seth Rogen the coolest nude men of Instagram!

Funny man Seth Rogen and Oscar-nominated James Franco makes me crack and teary-eyed laughing at their bizarre photos on Instagram! After their parody of the much-panned ( the last time i checked, best-selling Vogue cover, but who wants to know?) Kanye West and Kim Kardashian magazine cover and music video, they are in for another big surprise.

Both men goes naked (though photos are pixelated) for a show on Discovery Channel called “Naked and Afraid”. The popular show follows two strangers who meet for the first time and must figure out a way to survive – i.e, find food and shelter – whilst naked.

Kinda mouthful, but here are some snaps!

the men with both arms wrap around each other, fully naked.

with the show’s signature necklace… they’ve been shooting at an unidentified forest.

credit: James Franco Instagram

Louis Vuitton Spring/Summer 2015… the year’s best show!

I am writing all my WORDPRESS stuff at the comfort of my 15sqm room at the outskirt of METRO MANILA (yes, the tiny country you’ve been dying to know which part in ASIA exactly, and where MANNY PACQUIAO is the unofficial NATIONAL HERO!). I have been asked twice by some readers if i was in PARIS (would love to!) and even gone too far if i was writing these silly articles (his words, not mine) in PHUKET trying to get my ass fucked by some gay foreigner. Thank you very much!

So much for camaraderie.

Judging by the numbers of A-list celebrities and gawkers at Louis Vuitton’s Spring/Summer 2015 show, it was rather humiliating if one didn’t get an invite. Gladly enough, LVMH made the right decision of limiting the number of IMPORTANT people who matters to the brand (sorry Kim!).

It was Nicholas Ghesquiére second collections for the luxury brand and the unveiling of the Frank Gehry-designed Foundatioin Louis Vuitton, the 126,000-square-foot, $120 million museum of contemporary art which will house LVMH chairman Bernard Arnault’s collection of modern art, and which officially opens later this month (more here: http://www.fondationlouisvuitton.fr/).

And in the words of UK Vogue, Sarah Harris, “Ghesquiére cemented his arrival at this house and confidently swept his audience up in the bold new direction in which he’s steering this mothership, the jewel in the LVMH crown. We were all aboard, and then some. The music, the venue, the casting, the believability of these clothes, his girl, the execution of it all combined, arguably made it the show of the season.”

AMEN!

CREDIT: Vogue UK

Celine Spring/Summer 2015 Accessories

I’m a bag fanatic. Although the appeal of an “It” bag from my own perspective is synonymous to owning something that is fashionable and chic (days and months later, that “IT” landed on some WAG’s or the WRONG CELEBRITIES!!!) that had gone awry even before Elvie’s left the building. Much like Hermes’s BIRKIN bag, the mother of all luxury bags, it used to have a lasting appeal of sophistication but eventually killed when someone like Kim Kardashian or worst local celebrities had caught up with the TREND! Why carry a BIRKIN as an evening bag when it was invented to be carried as a DAY BAG? But the worst scenario came when i saw someone used their BIRKIN as a gym bag. Hilarious!

Moving forward, CELINE, the French luxury brand, known for its chic and “cool minimal trend”, presented its SPRING/SUMMER 2015 ready-to-wear collections in Paris over the weekend. Since i can’t afford the couture, i sticked my sorry ass in buying the accessories line. Phoebe Philo, the head creative director, as always showed some impeccable modern pieces on the runway, but judging from the impression of its minimalist approached to accessories, it fell flat! Just like Naomi Campbell falling face flat in Vivienne Westwood!!!!!

It must have to do something with Anouck Duranteau-Loeper, the accessories director at CELINE, who was rumored to have been courted by the newly-revamped PACO RABANNE!

See for yourself here!!! Even the shoes lookin’ all clunky and motherly.

[Photos via Vogue UK]

Advanced Style and Vogue covers…

Just got a copy of US Vogue October 2014 issue, Reese Witherspoon on the cover, with some sort of “the REAL Reese” tagline. I didn’t read the article on her, with the same boring stuff about her privilege life trying to convince the world she is just like the rest of us! Normal and imperfect! Hookay!!!

Reese Witherspoon, VOGUE, October 2014 photo: US Vogue

Natasha Poly and daughter, Vogue Paris, October 2014 photo: VOGUE.FR

One of the most interesting part about it was the article on Mrs. George Clooney, the stunning British-born Lebanese lawyer, Amal Alamuddin. She got grace, she got style and she ain’t your ordinary girl-next-door buddy! Amal is a barrister for the London-based  Doughty Street Chambers, specialising in international law, criminal law, human rights, and extradition. Her career as a lawyer gained her notoriety because of some high-profile cases she handles for some of the worlds most notorious clients and organizations! Man, that’s a mouthful!

On some parts of the world where Vogue has its presence (mostly international editions from some of the world’s richest and emerging economies ) i am always excited to get a glimpse on Brits, French  and Italian editions. Unless the holy spirit descended from Heaven and gifted me with Language to utter I would love to devour each pages of different international editions. But hell no, i ain’t Jesus!

Karlie Kloss, Vogue Russia, October 2014 photo: Vigue Russia

On a lighter note, ADVANCED STYLE, a blog by street style photographer Ari Seth Cohen, which was turned into a best-selling book (2012), a documentary directed by Lina Plioplyte, will have its premiere at New York cinemas. The documentary sift through the stylish lives of seven eccentric, over-60 New York fashion mavens whose lives have become the symbol of age and flair, a true testament that age is just a number.

Advanced Style by Ari Seth Cohen photo: advancedstyle.blogspot.com

The women of ADVANCED STYLE!!!

George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin… the wedding of the decade!

If there is one (or two) wedding that will surpassed the glitz and glamour of the upcoming nuptial of George Clooney (the world’s NO LONGER most eligble bachelor!) to London-based lawyer, activist, and author, Amal Alamuddin (the luckiest girl in the world, second only to Kate Middleton) it has to be the wedding of his best pals, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The second would be the former commoner’s Kate Middleton, now Duchess of Cambridge, exchanged of vows to Prince William (the world’s first and foremost NO LONGER most eligible bachelor!).

And to all the KARDASHIAN’s fans out there who would break a neck just the mere mention of THAT other wedding ( hookay! it was glamorous, but where is the CLASS???) I bet my liposuction-ed butt it doesn’t comes as close to STAR-wattage and SOPHISTICATION the Clooney-Alamuddin Nuptial have… in full force! No one even bothered to attend the KIMYE wedding (even Jay-z and Beyonce passed!).

Anna Wintour even descended to Venice (skipping some important runway shows in Paris) to attend the wedding, as US Vogue holds the exclusive rights to the coverage and photos where it won the bidding war for over 1 million pounds, which will then be donated to the couple’s chosen charities.

Take a peek!!!!

water taxis swarming Venice canal with the couples, A-list guests and various photographers. courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

Mi Amore!!! courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

the world’s most celebrated couple courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

Joined by Randi Gerber (George’s best man) and wife Supermodel Cindy Crawford. courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

Even Anna Wintour cut-short her Paris Fashion Week circuit. courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

Anna at the rehearsal dinner. courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

rehearsal dinner chic! courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?? courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

Better late than never…. the duchess talks!

This is it. I have been planning to create my own blog after two years of carefully studying and sometimes manipulating people, just to get my hands on WORDPRESS. My ignorance in computer 101 took me back when dinosaurs roamed the earth and Marie Antoinette quipped ” Let them eat cake” which literally, eat the whole shit of her entire head. Life was so good to me, having found the love of my life, who normally spends every other day ,fucking me before he gets to work (but it brings so much sunshine in him, he bounced around the room). My entire life savings (if there is anything left) will be spent on my ONLY child’s education, STD consultation (i have a feeling he will be a STUD), and HOPEFULLY his entire future ahead of him until such time that i die and will be buried…in DIOR, of course.

I am afraid, seriously AFRAID that many bashers and haters will just kicked me out of my Manolos for my debauchery, and since i was born and raised in a THIRD world province in a THURD world country, ENGLISH is not my first language (but I do speak in the manner the Duchess of Cambridge was brought into.. i mean the VERY FIRST DUCHESS..from Cambridge, of course!) and GRAMMAR will put me on the level of my toddlers schoolteacher.

A way to enjoy life is to share the overtly funny sexual encounters i have with so many people (past and present, gay and straight), gossips on celebrity bitches and social leeches everybody loves to hate and fuck with, people who could care less whether you’re fashionable or a total disaster, my psychopath friends (who are less than fabulous but their friendship is forever), former bosses who fired me (past and present,who swear Baleno and Bench are couture and Banana Republic is haute couture,  this is the last laugh of a Catholic-educated pariah.

Enjoy!!!