Amanda Seyfried lands first Vogue cover; Kit Harrington hotness overload for Out Magazine

Amanda Seyfried star for June 2015 issue of Vogue US

Amanda Seyfried had us at hello. After starring in a dozen of acclaimed films these past few years, she is hard at work fighting to keep herself away from the spotlight and she almost succeed. Now, she’s making a big splash and if you want to get the whole world’s attention (Keeping Up with the Kardashian is a big NO!) better do it in VOGUE.

The “TED 2” actress lands her first Vogue cover for June 2015 and she is looking every inch a Hollywood A-list and fashion star wearing her famous locks (blonde, of course!), sporting berry lips and a blue mini dress with mesh detailing from Dior. The image was captured by famed photographer Mario Testino.

Now, to all the gay men all over world waiting for the perfect moment for Jon Snow to bare it all in Game of Thrones, chances are so thin we are all going bald!

Kit Harrington gives us a glimpse of our leather fantasies looking sexy for June/July 2015 edition of Out Magazine. The photo shoot was captured by Nino Muñoz with styling by Grant Woolhead. The British hunk is looking rough and cool in bomber jackets, denim and leather.

The Game of Thrones star defended his statement when he recently complained about him being seen as a sexual object. He received a backlash by making a bold statement that it is “demeaning” to be called a hunk.

Well, Jon Snow, you are a HUNK!

Cristiano Ronaldo Strips down on his underwear for CR7 Campaign.

And girls (and gays!!!) goes wild!

How’s this for a hump day treat?

Cristiano Ronaldo is back on the market after splitting with Sports Illustrated model Irina Shayk. Of course, this is such a great relief to the millions of fans out there! And to top it all off, the highest paid athlete in the world (and the sexiest daddy footballer of all time, in my opinion!) is kinda showing off his amazing body of work. See pictures below!

And perhaps to show the world that he doesn’t really need that bitch Irina (god, she is hot!), the Real Madrid footballer strips down to nothing but his boxer-briefs, for the Spring/Summer 2015 campaign of his successful underwear line, CR7, shot by famed fashion photographer, RANKIN.

Forget Justin Beiber for Calvin Klein! This is the real deal.

Can’t get enough of Justin Beiber’s sexy campaign for Calvin Klein?

After a sneak peek of the seductive and sexy photos of Justin Beiber in his underwear, and some death threats aimed at Dutch supermodel AND brand ambassador Lara Stone (for rudely groping Beiber’s abs which made all Beliebers mad!!) i bet a “hunt-the-bitch” campaign is next. Feast your eyes as Calvin Klein’s latest Underwear and Jeans line released other sexy photos evoking the 90’s campaign which stars Mark Wahlberg and Kate Moss.

The images were photographed by Mert & Marcus and capture both Justin and Lara in sexy poses in various states of undress accompanied by a video that will surely made all Beliebers cry. HAHAHA!

photos: Calvin Klein

Jeremy Meeks vs. Sean Kory: America’s hottest mug-shot guys

Remember Jeremy Meeks? The 29-year old Stockton hunk was arrested on a slew of state felony counts last June 18 as part of a gang bust in California.

credit: Stockton Police Department Facebook

With those fiercing eyes that could melt an entire iceberg to his model good looks, he took the web by storm when Stockton Police Department shared his mugshot on their Facebook account, much to the delight of every gay men and women in the world!

But a serious competiton might ruin his title as America’s hottest inmate, the form of Sean Kory showed up everywhere as if Calvin Klein underwear is having a casting call.

credit: Santa Cruz Police Dept.

Sean Kory was arrested after allegedly attacking someone dressed as a Fox News reporter at a Halloween parade in California over the weekend after yelling “I hate Fox News”. Once booked by the Santa Cruz Police Dept. the released mug shot photo garnered attention and was being compared to the hottie Meeks.

If yelling to a news reporter looks this good, who the fuck cares? Arrest me, then! HAHAHA!

James Franco and Seth Rogen the coolest nude men of Instagram!

Funny man Seth Rogen and Oscar-nominated James Franco makes me crack and teary-eyed laughing at their bizarre photos on Instagram! After their parody of the much-panned ( the last time i checked, best-selling Vogue cover, but who wants to know?) Kanye West and Kim Kardashian magazine cover and music video, they are in for another big surprise.

Both men goes naked (though photos are pixelated) for a show on Discovery Channel called “Naked and Afraid”. The popular show follows two strangers who meet for the first time and must figure out a way to survive – i.e, find food and shelter – whilst naked.

Kinda mouthful, but here are some snaps!

the men with both arms wrap around each other, fully naked.

with the show’s signature necklace… they’ve been shooting at an unidentified forest.

credit: James Franco Instagram

Anne Curtis in Blood Ransom

A fantard Anne Curtis-wannabe mate of mine rudely interrupted my week-long serving of HOT PINOY MEN browsing session on the web (because up to this day, happily living with partner and all, it doesn’t hurt having wet dreams checking out Sam Ajdani shirtless and oozing with sex appeal!), begging me to check out a youtube link of Blood Ransom trailer. It stars Filipina actress Anne Curtis and some hot hunks from the states.

credit: Chicka.com

Judging by the trailer, it doesnt really do her any good, in Holywood or anywhere else! At least in the Philippines, where mother network like ABS-CBN will do their monster’s best to crack down all PR firms and position the movie as blockbuster, rather than a BUSTER!

MY GAWD!!!!! THIS IS BETTER THAN BLOOD RANSOM! will definitely shed some blood! credit: vivinjacla.com

It is going straight to DVD, and in HOLLYWOOD, that means TRASH, like garbage-trash Snooki from Jersey Shore!

Indiewire, Entertainment Weekly, Variety or even fucking Perez Hilton haven’t mention or advertise the movie trailer on their sites! So maybe, Anne Curtis and her people will buy all the tickets, no?

James Reid.. fallen bachelor!

I was furiously typing on google where to get my paws on Mansur Gavriel bags, the darling of the fashion elite, which were seriously SOLD-OUT since last year, a month-long waiting list was only available on MODA OPERANDI for its SS15 collections (will blog about this chicness later on).

Anyways, a friend of mine (the gayest friend evah!) can’t stop talking about the Cosmopolitan Magazine Bachelors Bash 2014. He showed me photos and videos of the hotness overload and MY OH MY, i wished i could FUCKED EM’ ALL… HAHAHA!!!

One of the bachelors that caught my attention, and EVERYONE’S wet panties that night, was JAMES REID. Although the sweet little boy fell off the stage, he sure makes a startling revelation, and will soon become a huge STAR!

See for yourself.

hot in here! courtesy: philippineedition.com

ok lang pre? photo: pinoymanila.com

photo: pinoyambisyoso.com

office hunk… photo: cosmo.ph

showing everyone his bruised arm. photo: jayewolf.facebook.com

Bench “The Naked Truth”.. the hunger games!

The truth is… this guy’s manhood is the reason why i am such a despicable person who couldn’t stop lusting and salivating over hunky men. When the universe was created, and giftedness (in all categories) for all humanity was spread, he must have been a good boy that he so deserved a well-hung penis. HAHAHA!!!

Who is HE?

Gifted!!! nuff said.

Closer view! thanks to http://whatshot-pinoyhunk.blogspot.com/

How come Pinoy actor Jake Cuenca looks so flubby?

Better late than never…. the duchess talks!

This is it. I have been planning to create my own blog after two years of carefully studying and sometimes manipulating people, just to get my hands on WORDPRESS. My ignorance in computer 101 took me back when dinosaurs roamed the earth and Marie Antoinette quipped ” Let them eat cake” which literally, eat the whole shit of her entire head. Life was so good to me, having found the love of my life, who normally spends every other day ,fucking me before he gets to work (but it brings so much sunshine in him, he bounced around the room). My entire life savings (if there is anything left) will be spent on my ONLY child’s education, STD consultation (i have a feeling he will be a STUD), and HOPEFULLY his entire future ahead of him until such time that i die and will be buried…in DIOR, of course.

I am afraid, seriously AFRAID that many bashers and haters will just kicked me out of my Manolos for my debauchery, and since i was born and raised in a THIRD world province in a THURD world country, ENGLISH is not my first language (but I do speak in the manner the Duchess of Cambridge was brought into.. i mean the VERY FIRST DUCHESS..from Cambridge, of course!) and GRAMMAR will put me on the level of my toddlers schoolteacher.

A way to enjoy life is to share the overtly funny sexual encounters i have with so many people (past and present, gay and straight), gossips on celebrity bitches and social leeches everybody loves to hate and fuck with, people who could care less whether you’re fashionable or a total disaster, my psychopath friends (who are less than fabulous but their friendship is forever), former bosses who fired me (past and present,who swear Baleno and Bench are couture and Banana Republic is haute couture,  this is the last laugh of a Catholic-educated pariah.

Enjoy!!!