Advanced Style and Vogue covers…

Just got a copy of US Vogue October 2014 issue, Reese Witherspoon on the cover, with some sort of “the REAL Reese” tagline. I didn’t read the article on her, with the same boring stuff about her privilege life trying to convince the world she is just like the rest of us! Normal and imperfect! Hookay!!!

Reese Witherspoon, VOGUE, October 2014 photo: US Vogue

Natasha Poly and daughter, Vogue Paris, October 2014 photo: VOGUE.FR

One of the most interesting part about it was the article on Mrs. George Clooney, the stunning British-born Lebanese lawyer, Amal Alamuddin. She got grace, she got style and she ain’t your ordinary girl-next-door buddy! Amal is a barrister for the London-based  Doughty Street Chambers, specialising in international law, criminal law, human rights, and extradition. Her career as a lawyer gained her notoriety because of some high-profile cases she handles for some of the worlds most notorious clients and organizations! Man, that’s a mouthful!

On some parts of the world where Vogue has its presence (mostly international editions from some of the world’s richest and emerging economies ) i am always excited to get a glimpse on Brits, French  and Italian editions. Unless the holy spirit descended from Heaven and gifted me with Language to utter I would love to devour each pages of different international editions. But hell no, i ain’t Jesus!

Karlie Kloss, Vogue Russia, October 2014 photo: Vigue Russia

On a lighter note, ADVANCED STYLE, a blog by street style photographer Ari Seth Cohen, which was turned into a best-selling book (2012), a documentary directed by Lina Plioplyte, will have its premiere at New York cinemas. The documentary sift through the stylish lives of seven eccentric, over-60 New York fashion mavens whose lives have become the symbol of age and flair, a true testament that age is just a number.

Advanced Style by Ari Seth Cohen photo: advancedstyle.blogspot.com

The women of ADVANCED STYLE!!!

George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin… the wedding of the decade!

If there is one (or two) wedding that will surpassed the glitz and glamour of the upcoming nuptial of George Clooney (the world’s NO LONGER most eligble bachelor!) to London-based lawyer, activist, and author, Amal Alamuddin (the luckiest girl in the world, second only to Kate Middleton) it has to be the wedding of his best pals, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The second would be the former commoner’s Kate Middleton, now Duchess of Cambridge, exchanged of vows to Prince William (the world’s first and foremost NO LONGER most eligible bachelor!).

And to all the KARDASHIAN’s fans out there who would break a neck just the mere mention of THAT other wedding ( hookay! it was glamorous, but where is the CLASS???) I bet my liposuction-ed butt it doesn’t comes as close to STAR-wattage and SOPHISTICATION the Clooney-Alamuddin Nuptial have… in full force! No one even bothered to attend the KIMYE wedding (even Jay-z and Beyonce passed!).

Anna Wintour even descended to Venice (skipping some important runway shows in Paris) to attend the wedding, as US Vogue holds the exclusive rights to the coverage and photos where it won the bidding war for over 1 million pounds, which will then be donated to the couple’s chosen charities.

Take a peek!!!!

water taxis swarming Venice canal with the couples, A-list guests and various photographers. courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

Mi Amore!!! courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

the world’s most celebrated couple courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

Joined by Randi Gerber (George’s best man) and wife Supermodel Cindy Crawford. courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

Even Anna Wintour cut-short her Paris Fashion Week circuit. courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

Anna at the rehearsal dinner. courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

rehearsal dinner chic! courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?? courtesy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

James Reid.. fallen bachelor!

I was furiously typing on google where to get my paws on Mansur Gavriel bags, the darling of the fashion elite, which were seriously SOLD-OUT since last year, a month-long waiting list was only available on MODA OPERANDI for its SS15 collections (will blog about this chicness later on).

Anyways, a friend of mine (the gayest friend evah!) can’t stop talking about the Cosmopolitan Magazine Bachelors Bash 2014. He showed me photos and videos of the hotness overload and MY OH MY, i wished i could FUCKED EM’ ALL… HAHAHA!!!

One of the bachelors that caught my attention, and EVERYONE’S wet panties that night, was JAMES REID. Although the sweet little boy fell off the stage, he sure makes a startling revelation, and will soon become a huge STAR!

See for yourself.

hot in here! courtesy: philippineedition.com

ok lang pre? photo: pinoymanila.com

photo: pinoyambisyoso.com

office hunk… photo: cosmo.ph

showing everyone his bruised arm. photo: jayewolf.facebook.com

The extravaganza that is Fashion Week…. Paris Fashion Week

courtesy: http://www.ibtimes.com

If you are like the rest of local celebrities, society airheads, and fashion victims who trailed to get their hands off a latest designer duds and “it” things (be it fashion, food, travel…) then post it on INSTAGRAM for all the poor souls to salivate, perhaps you’ve heard the word FASHION WEEK? If not, then it’s not my problem anymore. OR perhaps you are just one of those losers who wouldn’t care less about the world.

Anyways, FASHION WEEK ( from the ever reliable but not dependable WIKIPEDIA) have this mouthful…” is a fashion industry event, lasting approximately one week, which allows fashion designers, brands or “houses” to display their latest collections in runway shows and buyers and the media to take a look at the latest trends.

the Queen Mother at CHLOE show last year courtesy: http://www.zimbio.com

Don’t even count our very own PHILIPPINE FASHION WEEK, because up to this day, or even in your lifetime, Anna Wintour and the travelling circus of powerful editors and fashion buyers around the world will never descend on NAIA 1 or 3 to smooch on our local designers. If London and Milan aren’t good enough for some of them, then what good would it bring to Manila? With the exemption of Shanghai and Tokyo for some important trunk shows and store openings.

United States of FASHION… these girls are getting paid between $50-$100k per show, just by seating and pouting. courtesy: http://www.messmag.com

The whole mixed crowds of fashion elites, A-list Hollywood celebrities, the powerful socialites (NOTE: those who wake up in their Chanel and Dior haute couture), and let us all admit with great sigh of disgust and jealousy, the KARDASHIANS!!! will all convened in the most fashionable city on the face of the planet, PARIS.

a mixed crowd of power players and perverts… kidding! courtsey: http://www.trbimg.com/

Known for being the city of all things chic, Paris will feature all the latest offerings from some of the industry’s biggest names including Louis Vuitton, Balenciaga, Alexander Mcqueen, Christian Dior and Chanel starting September 23- October 2.

The Spring-Summer 2015 ready-to-wear shows has begun. Ninety-three shows, nine days, and a whole yard of glamour and chicness spreads all over Paree…

Bench “The Naked Truth”.. the hunger games!

The truth is… this guy’s manhood is the reason why i am such a despicable person who couldn’t stop lusting and salivating over hunky men. When the universe was created, and giftedness (in all categories) for all humanity was spread, he must have been a good boy that he so deserved a well-hung penis. HAHAHA!!!

Who is HE?

Gifted!!! nuff said.

Closer view! thanks to http://whatshot-pinoyhunk.blogspot.com/

How come Pinoy actor Jake Cuenca looks so flubby?

Better late than never…. the duchess talks!

This is it. I have been planning to create my own blog after two years of carefully studying and sometimes manipulating people, just to get my hands on WORDPRESS. My ignorance in computer 101 took me back when dinosaurs roamed the earth and Marie Antoinette quipped ” Let them eat cake” which literally, eat the whole shit of her entire head. Life was so good to me, having found the love of my life, who normally spends every other day ,fucking me before he gets to work (but it brings so much sunshine in him, he bounced around the room). My entire life savings (if there is anything left) will be spent on my ONLY child’s education, STD consultation (i have a feeling he will be a STUD), and HOPEFULLY his entire future ahead of him until such time that i die and will be buried…in DIOR, of course.

I am afraid, seriously AFRAID that many bashers and haters will just kicked me out of my Manolos for my debauchery, and since i was born and raised in a THIRD world province in a THURD world country, ENGLISH is not my first language (but I do speak in the manner the Duchess of Cambridge was brought into.. i mean the VERY FIRST DUCHESS..from Cambridge, of course!) and GRAMMAR will put me on the level of my toddlers schoolteacher.

A way to enjoy life is to share the overtly funny sexual encounters i have with so many people (past and present, gay and straight), gossips on celebrity bitches and social leeches everybody loves to hate and fuck with, people who could care less whether you’re fashionable or a total disaster, my psychopath friends (who are less than fabulous but their friendship is forever), former bosses who fired me (past and present,who swear Baleno and Bench are couture and Banana Republic is haute couture,  this is the last laugh of a Catholic-educated pariah.

Enjoy!!!